Never have a boring trip to the toilet again.

Toilet Material: Very Short Stories for Very Short Attention Spans has 38 short stories that deliver big laughs at a rapid-fire pace. One minute you’re in the middle of a conversation between a couple on the night they signed their prenup, and the next, a man abducted by aliens is failing to convince news reporters he wasn’t probed while aboard the UFO. 

"Such a fun, easy read. Like for children, except don't let children read this."

–Brooks Wheelan
Saturday Night Live

 

I used to do stand-up comedy. Now I write stuff.

I spent years as a regular performer at the World Famous Improv and Laugh Factory comedy clubs in Hollywood, touring over 15 different states. The life of a touring comic eventually lost it's luster, and I've since turned my focus solely to writing. To see what I'm currently working on, go to my NOW page.

 
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WORK WITH ME

 

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Want to add some humor to your brand, website, or other project?

I'm a writer for hire! I have over a decade of professional writing experience, and have helped both individuals and companies build up their brand, and create websites and ad campaigns that get noticed.