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Advanced praise for the book so far:

"You can be anything you want when you grow up, Robbo!"

—My Mom

"Will you get off the computer already? It's time for bed."

My Wife

"Listen, you gotta order something or I can't let you sit here any longer."

—Coffee Shop Employee

"Holy shit, this is hilarious – the perfect toilet read. I can get through a couple chapters in just one sitting!"

Literally Everyone Who Poops